Silver Bells
Silver Bells
It's Christmas Time in the City

Ring a Ling
Hear them Sing
Soon it will be Christmas Day

The Queen Urges You to get into the Christmas Cheer

That'll be all

I hate calling Citibank or any other Fancy Shmancy Bank
You can only talk to automated voice machines and never a Human being.
Thats it, I am taking all my money out.
That'll be all

My privacy has just been invaded
And I am MIGHTY PISSED.
That'll be all

Yesterday the word of the day was "Go Away"
My 13 year old said it over a gazillion times.
Hormones!
That'll be all

I have a new Blackberry
It's turning me into a Crackberry
That'll be all

Two years later and
I still hear the sounds of the grenades in my head
It's a sad sad day
That'll be all

On a happier note,
Exactly one month from today,
I hope to see Santa surfing in the beaches of Thailand.
That'll be all