Yesterday I noticed something that did not bring a smile to my face
The King had dry skin on his feet
Despite the pain shooting down my neck
I brought a tube of cream and sat and massaged it into his feet
Until it was sparkly clean and soft like a baby's bottom
That'll be all 

I've added a new word to my vocabulary
Osteopathy
That'll be all

Terrible News
I've been officially diagnosed with Cervical Spondylosis
X-rays don't lie and neither does the shooting pain in my arm and neck
Don't you dare even think it
No calling me a 'pain in the neck'
That'll be all 

Last night was wonderful

The King's mother, the King and I shared a pizza

Followed by the King and I singing 'Tiny Dancer'

Some evenings are truly magical

Bippity Boppity Boo

That'll be all 

It's the time of year when my best planning skills come into play
Yes, I'm planning my Christmas break
And I for one, can't wait.
That'll be all

Last night at Party number 2
The King wanted a refill of his drink
Imagine this
A woman wearing a short black skirt who we just met
jumped up and said she would get it for him
Then bent over and said "Spank me"
Go figure
That'll be all 

The King and I celebrated our 4 years together at a wonderful party
While the party was not in our honor, we still felt very special by just being there
So many of our close friends were invited but most of them did not know about our special day
(The King is very private like that)
However at the stroke of midnight, he whisked me away from the table
And led me onto the empty dance floor
There, with the Jazz band playing he twirled me round and danced me to heaven and back
I'm a happy Queen, I am
That'll be all :)