Yesterday I helped a friends fiancé shop for her wedding and her trousseau
And I was extremely confident in helping her pick her outfits
I wish I was as confident when I shop for myself
I always need the King's approval
That'll be all 

Last night this song started to play
And it took me back to the best years of my life
The time I spent in uni in Australia
And suddenly the flood gates opened
And I sobbed and sobbed and sobbed
And I have no idea why
That'll be all 

I feel fat
I know I've put on weight
And I can't be buggered to do a thing about it
That'll be all 

As you know, I've been trying everything to mask the smell of the massage oil...
From body washes to shower gels to body sprays and even expensive french parfum...
The only thing that currently helps mask it the most is...
A Good ol' fashioned bar of Dettol Soap
There I said it.
That'll be all 

I've finally started the treatment for my cervical spondylosis
It includes having a doctor prescribed massage along the nerves for 45 minutes a day
It's definitely not a relaxing spa like massage from any angle
And the worst part is the dirty smelling oil that refuses to leave despite copious amounts of soap, shower gels, moisturizers and perfume.
Don't be surprised if you smell me a mile away...
That'll be all 

I am a totally non-political person
I have absolutely no interest in politics at all
However, I find myself glued to the television
Watching history being made
With the largest ever funeral procession of Bal Thackeray
That'll be all

Happy D and all that Jazz
That'll be all :)